Well, at least “Parking” is still “Free”.
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Daily Darwin – Honing the Family Jewels
Darwin says that there is nothing like a 30 yard long flying face plant and body slide to hone the rough edges off of the ol’ family gonads.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Today’s Bacon – Bacon Jihad
Seems like a pretty reasonable philosophy to me. Off with their pork. Or heads. Whatever…
Spoiler Alert: For the poor, unsafe students at the University of Missouri–Just Kidding. For you J-School wannabes, it’s called satire. Deal with it.
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Daily Darwin – Socialism for Dummies
Darwin says “Imagine if you will…”
VW Bugs
Beetles in the belfry, or weasels in the Beetles. You decided.
Bernie and Hillary
Remember, always, what is really behind the mask.
Daylight Savings Trust Fund
Remember that Social Security Trust Fund?
Daily Darwin – Jihadi Jam
Darwin says that sometimes the sky does fall. It’s guaranteed this Jihad i’s genome is now jam. Hey Abdullah, watch out for that mortar shell….
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Bill Gates – STFU
Bill. No one gives a satisfying crap about your case of “Affluenza“. Other than the fact that your liberal guilt is going to make the rest of our standard of livings revert back to the “diurnal era“, we want nothing from you except a Windows version that works. So we’ll ‘prolly be seeing you mid-century with Windows 20.
