Corporate Sponsored Murder

You heard it here first.  Coffee giant, Starbucks, is murdering poor, defenseless polar bear cookies in order to boost sales of its Frosted Snowman cookies.  It must be true because Boston’s own Fox 25 has the story, “Polar bear cookies at Starbucks cause controversy“.

Starbucks_Polar_Bear_Cookie_MurderA photo of Starbucks’ polar bear cookies has gone viral, with many saying that the red icing doesn’t look like a scarf, but more like the bears’ throats were slit.

The post originated on a Reddit thread and has since spread across social media. The accompanying Imgur post has been viewed over 3 million times.

The photo of the cookie resurfaced last week, resulting in numerous social media posts.

Maybe it wasn’t here first, but we copied it from somebody who had it before we did. Now they probably copied it from someone else too, but, hell, that’s the sorry state of publishing in the age of the internet.

Daily Darwin – Topsy-Turvy

Darwin says that this maneuver should only be attempted by a professional on a closed course. Otherwise your genome may be turned topsy-turvy.

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Let’s make this a topsy-turvy twofer!!!

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Take That, Mr. Trump

One wonders why hanging and beating a legitimate Presidential candidate like the white cracker, Donald Trump, is not considered a racist hate crime.  No mentions made by the MSM, but good grist for the late night shows.

Now if the shoe were on the other piñata and some white “cracka” had a noose around the neck of an effigy that bore a sparse resemblance to our Liar in Chief, how many FBI and Secret Service SWAT’s would show for that party?  Would it be 24/7 wall to wall coverage then?

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