Here are a few Thanksgiving Turkeys for your dining pleasure.
Happy Thanksgiving!
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Lead, Follow, or Get Out of the Way
Follow soon-to-be former President Barack Obama as he takes the road less travelled – the one that detours past the ash heap of history. Or, instead, follow the MAGA road to a new American future.
Goats Just Wanna Have Fun
Just a wanna. Just a wanna. Just a wanna have fun.
Cyndi Lauper – “Girls Just Want To Have Fun”
Garden Art Gone Wrong
That Pink Flamingo/piranha hybrid is especially aggressive.
Watch as a group of vicious Pink Flamingos stalk their innocent prey.
Piranha attacks for real. Yuk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BlHXMUEies
Trump Deraignment Syndrome Morphs Into TARDS
The new American Psychiatric Association (APA) DSM-5 just got a few pounds heavier after the campaign and subsequent election of President Elect Donald J. Trump.
First, we had ‘Trump Deraignment Syndrome’ during the election, and now we have ‘Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder – TARDS’. And then, of course, when Trump is reelected to his second term we’ll have the newest iteration of the syndrome, ‘RETARDS’.
How to Lube a Safety Pin
Of course, the safety pin we are referring to is your basic AR-15 Firing Pin.
Watch and learn, grasshoppers. Err. Snowflakes? Umm. #Whiners?? Yeah. Yeah. That’s the ticket!
Daily Darwin – ISIS Rocket Suppository
Darwin is fond of saying that there is nothing like a ‘rocket suppository’ in the morning to get a terrorist’s genomes moving.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
