Do to the most productive “drone spawning event” ever this year, Director Cousin Bubba has declared that Drone Season will begin immediately and run indefinitely — 24/7-365 for your hunting pleasure. And yes, road hunting from a vehicle and spotlighting are both allowed. And encouraged.
The Bow-netting and Spear-casting seasons will now run concurrently. Falconry is allowed at your own risk, but discouraged do to the large number of shotgunners participating this year.
Where’s my blankie?
Remember to take your vitamins everyday. Vitamin D is especially necessary for a healthy start to your day. And it’s really yummy!
Used to be you would catch “fast food” on the run, now you catch “the runs” from fast food. Call me quirky, but I prefer the old way of doing things.
Chipotle Ingredient Statement : Maybe I missed the part about handwashing, sanitation, and proper cooking temperatures. Just sayin’.
Need Healthcare? You might want to check your math.
This baby field dresses, butchers and ‘prolly cooks your deer in an Arkansas minute.
That’s what I’m talkin’ about!
Or maybe not. Bloomers or thong? Is the world better off?
This is probably an allegory for “Big Government” and “Entitlements” and “Social Engineering”, but for the life of me, I can’t explain how. Maybe it’s just about a crazy old lady puppeteer with too much time on her hands.
For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
This means that for every force there is a reaction force that is equal in size, but opposite in direction. That is to say that whenever an object pushes another object it gets pushed back in the opposite direction equally hard.
You can go a long way before you find better investment advice than this. We do however, recommend a diversified portfolio. For example: .45 ACP, .40 S&W, 5.56 NATO, 12 Gauge 00 Buck, 30-06 Springfield, 22LR HP are all good choices to include as part of any balanced portfolio.
Here you see Abdullah demonstrating his new “Camel-cam”. The cam will debut at the Damascus 20 Goat Race next February.
