The Grumpy faces tell it all. 304 Electoral Votes for Donald Trump, the next President of the United States of America.
And “Heeere’s Walter“!!
Observations On Trump’s Electoral College Win
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Who Let the Monkeys Out?
After an eight year hiatus in which monkey references were considered racist when discussing a President, liberal democrats see fit to release those monkeys again. SNL Likens Trump to Monkey with Machine Gun. So as long as it is now acceptable by Liberal Democratic Standards to refer to Presidents as monkeys, we’ll open a new category – “Monkeyshines”.
Here’s the first installment from our scrapbook of all things monkey.
Daily Darwin – Belly Flop Fail
Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher. Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Dems New ‘Stoopid’ Challenge
First the “Ice Bucket” Challenge went viral, then it was the “Plastic Bag” Challenge. Now it’s the “Stoopid Challenge” and nobody knows how that bad boy is gonna work out.
**Stoopid is Stupid on Steroids
Civil War – Snowflake Style
Follow me you LGBTQ+ revolutionaries!! “Come on you sons of bitches, do you wanna live forever?”
Meet Mr. Hack Magic
Since Vlad Putin’s Magic Hacking Show has made such a hit with Liberals this past election cycle, he’s got his Agency (СВР РФ) booking him as Criss Angel’s “Mindfreak Live” opening act. The plan is to go on tour as “Mr. Hack Magic and the KGB’s”.
Barack and Michelle’s Last White House ‘Holiday Greetings’ Card
I just got Barry and Mooch’s final White House ‘Holiday Greetings’ card. I always knew that they really cared. Now I know just exactly how much. I am so looking forward to Donald Trump’s #realChristmas Card next year.
Memo To John Podesta – ‘Effing Suck It Up
John Podesta is having a hissy fit in today’s WashingtonPost’s venting, “Something is deeply broken at the FBI“. He spews,
The more we learn about the Russian plot to sabotage Hillary Clinton’s campaign and elect Donald Trump, and the failure of the FBI to adequately
respond, the more shocking it gets. The former acting director of the CIA has called the Russian cyberattack “the political equivalent of 9/11.” Just as after the real 9/11, we need a robust, independent investigation into what went wrong inside the government and how to better protect our country in the future.
Well, John, compared to your previous job description and duties, it’s obvious you have way too much time on your hands. I suggest two possibilities to help you fill the empty hours: 1) Download ‘Tinfoil’ hat construction techniques and begin practicing, and 2) Start on that great American novel you have always
yearned to write. Call it, “The Siberian Candidate – How Donald Trump with the Help of Vlad Putin and the KGB Stole the Election From My Boss, Hillary Clinton, Who was Entitled to be the First Woman President of the United States, but that misogynist Donald Trump Grabbed Her By the Emails (I mean Femails) and Kept Her (Us) From Our Destiny.”
Or, you could just ‘effing suck it up, John.
