“Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau steals hearts at Toronto’s Pride parade”, says USA Today. As long as he didn’t steal the salamis, Canadians can still play a manly game of hockey. Eh?
Bloomberg reports, “Trump Promises ‘Giant Tax Cut’ and Money in Pockets by February“. Woo-Hoo!!
Darwin posits that the ‘art of the brake’ requires minimal higher order genomic aptitude, but failure to meet that minimalist standard frequently results in a very high order of genome toasting.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Mother says “It’s naughty and not nice to neglect your Christmas tree.”
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Here’s your next monster “As Seen On TV” product – The Shower Curtain Sniffer. I can see the ad volume surpassing even the ‘My Pillow’ guy’s omnipresent ads.
