Usually when deer meet auto there’s about $10,000 in repairs involved. Here… Maybe not so much. To the moon, Bambi.
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Sanctuary California
With a little luck, legal pot, and Governor Moonbeam’s assistance all the lower-shelf type individuals that “Flyover Country” could do without will make their way to Sanctuary California. As a matter of fact, most Red State crime problems could be solved with a bus ticket and $200 bucks for pot and munchies. It would work.
Ready Player One
From the Guardian, “Spielberg’s Ready Player One – in 2045, virtual reality is everyone’s savior“.
It’s 2045 and Earth has been brought to its knees by catastrophic climate change and a worldwide energy crisis, not to mention famine, poverty, disease and war. In short, everything we presently fear has come to pass. It is the ultimate dystopian future.
That’s the premise of Ready Player One, a work of science fiction from 2011 by Ernest Cline and now a movie by Steven Spielberg. Wade Watts, the story’s protagonist, is born into a generation that feels failed by reality. The only thing making life bearable is the OASIS, a globally networked virtual reality world. Using a visor and a set of haptic-feedback gloves, Wade and millions like him enter its realm daily.
Should Auld Covfefe Be Forgot….
Happy New Year 2018! And may the Covfefe be strong with you.
New Year’s Eve In The Polar Vortex Zone
Hey how’s that AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going for you, New Year’s Eve party-goers? Not so well. So sue Al Gore for ruining your New Year’s Eve festivities. After all, Al promised you that all the ice at the North Pole would be melted by today. Oh, and watch out for that pesky frostbite. You really do still want your ears, and your nose, and your fingers and toes, and other dangly pieces-parts, right?
Bad Turkey Stuffing Is Worse Than Your Worst Bad Buritto
You shoulda followed your recommended USDA Turkey Stuffing Basics, fool. But, hey. That’s a mistake you’ll never make again.
Dumpster Diving With Nick Cage
Chalk another bow-wowser up for Nicholas ‘Effing Cage. The Dalily Caller writes, “Nicolas Cage’s Latest Movie Looks Absolutely Awful“.




































