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Hillary’s Own Voter Thinks She’s Full of BS
Watch as this young, female, targeted Hillary voter shows her obvious disgust with Hillary’s continued bullshit. You know it’s pretty deep when even hand-picked audience members (the ones in the prime seats) can’t gag it down. That look was priceless and probably very similar to the one that caused Monica to blurp up a stain on the ol’ blue dress.
Donald “LBJ” Trump – Junkster
The Daily Caller can write a headline, “Donald Trump Clarifies The Size Of His Junk On National TV“.
Donald Trump made sure to clarify that his hands are not small and neither is his penis on national TV.
During Thursday night’s Republican debate on Fox News, Trump said, “I guarantee you there’s no problem” with the “something else” that “must be
small.”
“And as far as — and I have to say this, I have to say this. [Rubio] hit my hands. Nobody has ever hit my hands. I have never heard of this one. Look at those hands. Are they small hands? And he referred to my hands if they are small, something else must be small. I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee you,” Trump insisted.
For all you Liberal Democrats aghast at the thought of the junk in the Trumpster’s trunk, remember fondly your own Lyndon “Jumbo” Johnson, 36th President of the United States.
From an excerpt of Robert Caro’s biography, via the New York Review of Books:
He [Johnson] early became fabled for a Rabelaisian earthiness, urinating in the parking lot of the House Office Building as the urge took him; if a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call “Jumbo,” hooting once, “Have you ever seen anything as big as this?,” and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation.
Quote snatched from The Gawker, “LBJ Was Obsessed With His Dick“
Bernie Sanders’ Colorado Victory Speech
When asked why he had such a crushing victory over Hillary Clinton in Colorado, Bernie Sanders replied with this little homily…
Anointing Queen Hillary…
With Hillary Clinton’s inevitable “anointing” win in tomorrow’s Super Tuesday Primary Elections, you’ll see the Queen’s minions let lose to take revenge on all who opposed her. Should be quite the spectacle, a true extravaganza of vindictiveness.
Alas, Poor Karl….Bernie Knows Him Well
** Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
Dinner with Bernie
Besides Bill, Hillary is calling out the big Dem Chefs in order to run the table against Bernie Sanders in South Carolina. Hillary says “cook”. They say, “rare, medium, or well done”.
Bernie Sanders’ Plan for “Big Oil”
I think Bernie has been letting his “little head” think for his “big head”. Everybody knows you have to add Unicorn Dust first.
