Makeup and Hair are going to have a real challenge getting Hillary ready for Monday’s Presidential Debate.
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Justice Can Be Poetic
There are times when Justice is neither swift, nor sure. But then there are those glorious times when Justice waxes poetic.
SkittleGate
Let’s see. Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.
Trump has SkittleGate. OMG. The world as we know it is coming to an end.
An Allegory Worth a Thousand Words
Here’s one view of ‘History’s’ perspective of TransGender Restroom Policies enacted during the Barack H. Obama Presidency. You’ve left quite the legacy, haven’t you Mr. Obama?
Hillary’s New StairMaster
Hillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”
She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”
She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster was provided through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.
**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.
Metaphorically Speaking
This could be the metaphorical image of the true legacy of the Barack H. Obama Presidency.
David Brock – Chancellor of the Clinton School of Public Scumsucking
The Washington Free Beacon reports that, “David Brock Offers Money for New Dirt on Donald Trump“. So what else would be new with the Clinton’s and their cronies?
Hillary Clinton ally David Brock is offering to pay for new information on Donald
Trump, hoping that damaging audio or video on the Republican presidential candidate will be submitted to his super PAC.
Brock, founder of the left-wing Media Matters and operator of Correct the Record super PAC, recently posted the plea on Correct the Record’s website and is referring to the project as “TrumpLeaks,” NBC News reported.
Hillary’s Latest Medical Report – Strong Reflexes
Hillary’s “Lie Reflex” is only surpassed by the “gag reflex” she provokes in most voters.
If you have a strong stomach and a handy trashcan (vomitus recepticulus) click read more.
I’ll Take the Fifth
Townhall reports, “Man Who Set Up Hillary’s Private Server Pleads the Fifth More Than 125 Times“.
Do you really need to read anything else but the headline? Didn’t think so.
