Darwin notes with utmost glee that exposing one’s ‘onliest’ genomes to showers of molten metal sparks probably insures that one’s own personal contribution to the gene pool will indeed be cleansed.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin loves to point out that it doesn’t take a genius to finish concrete, but if one wants to keep one’s ‘onliest’ genomes intact don’t, what ever you do, don’t, let go of the machine.
Darwin is wont to point out to any would be Meteorologists doing live standup ‘remote weather broadcasts‘ is that one must always protect one’s ‘onliest’ genomes at all times. Here’s an example of how not to protect the old genomes from snow. And snow plows. Heh. Darwin says he never gets tired of watching stupidity cleansed from the gene pool.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin shakes his head as he as he ponders the conundrum of “why anyone would build a two story bicycle” and then actually try to ride it. “Look Ma, no training wheels.” Heh. Or “Look Ma, I’ve fallen and squashed my genomes, and I can’t get up!”
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin hilariously observes that the genomes of these genius jousters are most certainly larger than their inadequately sized brains. Which, unfortunately for those self-same genomes, may no longer be true as it is a fact that one’s genomes never retain their original size after a confrontation with a high speed moving object.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that this high-rise whitewater rafter might think he’s keeping his genomes dry, but taking a plunge from a virtually uncontrollable 6 story raft is guaranteed to splash cold water on that plan.
More likely to be discovered in South Central LA than the Galapagos Islands.
The likely organ donors, err… students?
Their hapless teacher, err…Curly Joe.
Class dismissed.
**Don’t try this at home. Professional driver on a closed course….
Darwin points out that diving into six inches of water, genomes first, so to speak, tends to scramble ones intellectuals – and other personal parts.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher. Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
He is wearing a helmet, right? And it sure looks like he’s having more fun with his home made dragster than 100 bubble-wrapped Snowflakes on plastic tricycles.
Don’t be the guy that tried using bear spray to relieve his jock itch. Hmmm. There might be a little more to the story, so make sure you read the “Daily Caller Pro Tip: If Your Junk Is Covered In Bear Spray, Maybe Get Naked And Scrub With Milk“.
A man in small-town Canada stripped down to his birthday suit at a gas station late last month and began drenching his man parts with milk — apparently because he
had somehow managed to squirt some bear spray down his pants.
The unidentified man was completely naked when police arrived on the scene, according to CTV News, a Canadian television station.
“He was in excruciating pain and vigorously using his shirt to scrub his genitals with homogenized milk in an attempt to relieve the pain,” Royal Canadian Mounted Police spokesman Don Wrigglesworth told CTV.
