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Hillary’s New StairMaster

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hillary_hillary_version_of_stairmasterHillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”

She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”

She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster  was provided  through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.

**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.

 

Daily Darwin – That Damn Selfie Genome

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Darwin notes that you should never get your genomes between a Terrorist and his iPhone while he’s taking a ‘selfie’, especially if said rocket scientist has grabbed the detonation iPhone.  Boom….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xm6Ijn8v-s

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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David Brock – Chancellor of the Clinton School of Public Scumsucking

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The Washington Free Beacon reports that, “David Brock Offers Money for New Dirt on Donald Trump“.  So what else would be new with the Clinton’s and their cronies?

Hillary Clinton ally David Brock is offering to pay for new information on Donald david_brock_ctrTrump, hoping that damaging audio or video on the Republican presidential candidate will be submitted to his super PAC.

Brock, founder of the left-wing Media Matters and operator of Correct the Record super PAC, recently posted the plea on Correct the Record’s website and is referring to the project as “TrumpLeaks,” NBC News reported.

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Stop Bill From Dicking Around – Vote Trump

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Do your part to keep Bill Clinton from “Dicking Around” again in the White House.  Vote Donald Trump.

Bill_Clinton_Secret_ServerThe Intern you save may be your own daughter, granddaughter, wife, mother, niece, Auntie, or Grandmother (Oh Noooo’s).  Hell, you might even save that old, broken-down bitch hound that hangs around the White House Commissary looking for table scraps.

Take Colin Powell’s advice as reported by the NY Post.

Colin Powell wrote in a stunning email that he doesn’t want “to vote for her” — an apparent reference to Hillary Clinton — in part because her husband is “still dicking bimbos at home,” according to the hacker website DCLeaks.

Ticket to Ride

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The celebs have gotten themselves a “Ticket to Ride” out of the country should Donald J. Trump be elected President.  Will we miss them?  A lot?  Or not so much?  Here’s the rogues gallery.

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Vincente Fox – Statesman at Large

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Read Politico’s article, “Vicente Fox: Trump turning U.S. back to days of ‘gringo feo’“, and you would think the Mexican-American War had begun anew.

vincente_fox_pinata“Absolutely, yes. And we suffered from that all along the 20th century,” Fox said, mentioning the likes of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, as well as the Perons and the Kirchners of Argentina. “And I’m surprised this nation is going back to the old days of the gringo feo, of the ugly American but also going back to populism.”

But consider.  This so-called “Statesman”, Vincente Fox, calls a US Presidential candidate ‘brainless’, then smashes that candidate’s pinata effigy, and Politico has the chutzpah to quote him about his opinions of “Ugly Americans”?? Now if the shoe was on the other foot and the “Ugly American” candidate was Hillary Clinton, perhaps the story would have been different.

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Oh, wait a minute. Hillary left that shoe in a ditch back at the World Trade Center Memorial Service. My bad self.