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Where You Gonna Hide?

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This story poses all sorts of dilemmas for the brave hearts at Mizzou and other “fine” universities.  You know they will soon be cowering in their safe spaces hoping someone will bring milk and cookies to make everything all right.

Long story short, hardcore Islamic dude assaults a 14 year old girl for not wearing a scarf.  Yep.  That was good enough to slap her, and then drag her down the stairs, by her hair.  Oh, and the hardcore dude–he was a teacher at the university.

The DailyCaller reports that a “Mizzou Instructor Accused Of Assaulting Underage Relative For Not Wearing Hijab“.

A graduate teaching assistant at the University of Missouri (MU) has been arrested and could be charged with child abuse after he allegedly assaulted a 14-Islam_Radical_Scimitaryear-old relative after seeing her in school without a headscarf.

Youssif Omar was reportedly at Hickman High School in Columbia, Mo., last Tuesday when he spotted the girl, and noticed that she wasn’t wearing a hijab, a traditional headscarf worn by many Muslim women and that many believers regard as a religious obligation.

According to a Columbia police representative who spoke with the Columbia Daily Tribune, Omar reacted violently when he saw the relative without her Islam_Burqa_Bondinghead covered, slapping her, grabbing her by the hair and dragging her down a flight of stairs and out to his car.

After the incident was reported, Columbia police arrested Omar at his home Wednesday night on suspicion of felony child abuse. Omar was released after posting a bond of $4,500.

Care and Feeding of Liberals

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Your only consolation is that when the Zombie Apocalypse happens, they’ll be the first to go. Just remember, you don’t have to be faster than the bear (or Zombie, whatever), you just have to be faster than the #Whiney#Liberal running beside you. Now doesn’t that make you feel Christian?

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Just In Time For Paris

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Since AGW Climate Change (AKA: Weather) is responsible for huge boulders, you might as well blame it for terrorists too.

From the Washington Post, “Another danger of climate change: Giant flying boulders?”  Oh Hell, Yes!!!  And Toenail Fungus, too!!  Don’t forget that!

ELEUTHERA, Bahamas — Standing atop a 60-foot cliff overlooking the Atlantic, James Hansen — the retired NASA scientist sometimes dubbed the Hillary_Bernie_Video_Or_Climate_Change“father of global warming” — examines two small rocks through a magnifying glass. Towering above him is the source of one of the shards: a huge boulder from a pair locals call “the Cow and the Bull,” the largest of which is estimated to weigh more than 1,000 tons.

The two giants have long been tourist attractions along this rocky coast. Perched not far from the edge of a steep cliff that plunges down into blue water, they raise an obvious question: How did they get up here?

Compounding the mystery, these two are among a series of giant boulders arranged in an almost perfect line across a narrow part of this 110-mile-long, wishbone-shaped island.