Bill ‘Still Dicking Bimbos’ Clinton

Bill and Sammy’s Excellent ‘Heavy Metal’ Adventure

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Looks like Hillary’s been feeding old Bill some ‘Heavy Metal’, but not in a music way like Sammy.  More like in a mercury (Hg), or cadmium (Cd), perhaps arsenic (As), or chromium (Cr), or possibly thallium (Tl), or maybe even lead (Pb) way.  Long live good old Rock and Roll, right Sammy?  And Bill, you really need a food taster…..and don’t drink anything that you haven’t opened with your own hands.  Eh?

Styx – “Heavy Metal Poisoning”

**Thanks Anon in MT

Snakes On A Plane II – “One For The Zipper”

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There must be a remake for Samuel L. Jackson’s classic, “Snakes On A Plane” in the works.  It’s still too early to know whether Mr. Jackson will be involved, again reprising his role as FBI Agent, Nelville Flynn, but Bill and Hillary Clinton are said to have already biten on an offer for the lead roles.

Bill Clinton’s Wee Willie Winks At Two Wondering Women

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Just zip it, Mr. President.

For God’s sake, Grace, don’t look at him. And don’t you dare look down.

Here are some fond memories of Bill’s incorrigible past.

Hey Hillary – Look What Fusion GPS Missed

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Don’t you wish that you would have paid your Opposition Research muckrakers enough to pry this picture of Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan being best BFF’s, out of the hands of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) members?  Heh.  So much for William Jefferson Clinton, your purported husband, being the ‘First Black President’.  Apparently, none of that loyalty rubbed off on you.  And you missed your chance to be President.  Ah, for the “want of a nail the shoe was lost….”  Or picture.

Barack Obama and Louis Farrakhan, BFF’s