“Big Government”

Inaugural Bawl

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From the Daily Mail, “The latest tally has 65 Democratic representatives saying they would participate in a boycott of Donald trump’s inaugural – more than one-third of their caucus“.

A former speaker of the House said Thursday that the roughly 60 Democratic members of Congress who plan to boycott President-elect Donald Trump’s inauguration should hang their heads in shame.

‘If you’re a member of Congress, if you work that hard to get to be a part of the system … all they’re doing is make themselves look small and silly,’ Newt Gingrich told ‘Fox & Friends’ hosts.

And the onetime conservative revolutionary, who led the Republican Party to a House majority in 1994 after four decades of back-benching, warned Democrats that their partisan stand could backfire.

 

Obama Fiddles While Archduke Assasinated

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Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing.  And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov.  Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.

TrigglyPuff II – Attack of the Russkies

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In case you don’t know what TrigglyPuff II is talking about, it’s regarding that time last November when Vlad Putin dropped Russian paratroopers into polling locations throughout the ‘Rust Belt’ in order to stuff the ballot boxes with Donald Trump votes. Hmmm?  Didn’t they make a movie about that once?  Or twice?

Let me remind you of the original, and unforgettable, TrigglyPuff.

Make America Steak Again

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With a little more effort the only thing California will grow or produce is Mexicans.  Forget about cows (Beef, It’s What’s For Dinner) ’cause “California’s New Cow Fart Regulations Totally Stink“.

make_america_steak_again“This bill curbs these dangerous pollutants and thereby protects public health and slows climate change,” said Gov. Jerry Brown said in a statement when he signed the bill in September, against the wishes of the state’s farmers.

The law won’t stop cows from farting, of course, because cows are notoriously disrespectful of human-passed laws. Instead, it will make life more difficult for dairy farmers in California.

California used to be the land of “fruits and nuts“, but with their penchant for regulations it’s soon going to be the “land of sand and sagebrush”.  And Mexicans.