There’s nothing like a Thompson Submachine Gun to get you through the night — of the Zombie Apocalypse. Say hi to Tommy, Shamblers.
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
Beach Party With Bernie
In a final quest for votes, Bernie Sanders threw a “Blast From the Past” 1960’s
psychedelic Beach Party. The “Bern” is such a hound dog.
Daily Darwin – No Bucket Truck Needed
Darwin says that one “don’t need no stinkin’ Bucket Truck when you’ve got an ‘effing Bucket Ladder.” You just need to make sure your genome’s Bucket List is complete.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Keith Richards – RIP Update Special Edition (4)
Here’s your Keith Richards RIP Update Special Edition for April 21, 2016: He still lives, but unfortunately Prince does not.
RIP Prince Rogers Nelson.
Yoda, The Early Years
Yoda today.
Bernie Sanders’ Hungry Uncle
The nut sure didn’t fall far from the tree. Meet Uncle J. Wellington Wimpy, “I’d gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today”.
Sometimes the Candidate You Vote For…
…is not the Candidate you end up getting.
ScienceFaire – Drilling For Ethanol
This is what a working “Ethanol Drill Rig” looks like. No fracking required.
Trump Crushes Cruz in NY Republican Primary
After his huuuge loss to Donald Trump in last night’s NY Republican Primary, Ted Cruz vows to throw the book at “The Donald”.
Bernie Sanders Shows Old Baby Pictures
In a last ditch effort to get out the vote in New York, Bernie Sanders resorts to playing the nostalgia card — showing baby pictures with his Uncle Joe.
