The DNC is warming up her replacement. ‘Her’ estrogen levels should be at peak efficiency within two weeks, handlers say.
Hillary Lives to Stump Again
Now that Hillary Clinton has returned to stumping along the campaign trail, Yahoo News reports,
Clinton’s return to the campaign trail comes as Trump has cut into her lead in
polls ahead of the Nov. 8 election. She was scheduled to attend a rally in North Carolina and then speak at a dinner in Washington.
Clinton, 68, had been resting at her home in Chappaqua, New York, for three days after being diagnosed with pneumonia and falling ill at a Sept. 11 memorial ceremony on Sunday.
So that you never forget, here are a few reminders of Hillary’s 09/11.
Stop Bill From Dicking Around – Vote Trump
Do your part to keep Bill Clinton from “Dicking Around” again in the White House. Vote Donald Trump.
The Intern you save may be your own daughter, granddaughter, wife, mother, niece, Auntie, or Grandmother (Oh Noooo’s). Hell, you might even save that old, broken-down bitch hound that hangs around the White House Commissary looking for table scraps.
Take Colin Powell’s advice as reported by the NY Post.
Colin Powell wrote in a stunning email that he doesn’t want “to vote for her” — an apparent reference to Hillary Clinton — in part because her husband is “still dicking bimbos at home,” according to the hacker website DCLeaks.
Ticket to Ride
The celebs have gotten themselves a “Ticket to Ride” out of the country should Donald J. Trump be elected President. Will we miss them? A lot? Or not so much? Here’s the rogues gallery.
The Beatles – “Ticket to Ride” (Live at Wembley Stadium) 1965
Vincente Fox – Statesman at Large
“Absolutely, yes. And we suffered from that all along the 20th century,” Fox said, mentioning the likes of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, as well as the Perons and the Kirchners of Argentina. “And I’m surprised this nation is going back to the old days of the gringo feo, of the ugly American but also going back to populism.”
Oh, wait a minute. Hillary left that shoe in a ditch back at the World Trade Center Memorial Service. My bad self.
Daily Darwin – Cable Would Have Been a Better Choice
Darwin says that if you had not been so stubborn and had listened to your wife when she told you to get cable, things would have worked out much better for your genomes. Happy wife, happy genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Hillary Recuperating by the Pool
Aides say all is going well with her convalescence from the ‘pnoomonias‘ and she’ll be back on the stump soon.
Pilfered, with chuckles, from here .
Let’s Have a September Surprise, Too
Considering Hillary’s “medical issues“, having both a September and an October Surprise might seem a bit like piling on….Naw! Bring it on.


























