Perfected the art of peeing while squatting.
The Vegan, Queer, Cyclist, Climate Nudge…
Try having a conversation with they/them without your head exploding.
RFK Jr Is Gonna Decalcify Your Pineal Gland
What the fuck is a pineal gland and why does it need decalcifying? Next he’ll be wanting to immanentize your eschaton…
From President Of The United States To Tapioca Guy…
How low have the mighty fallen?
Biden Building Back To The Future
Could Doc Brown be Biden’s other brother from another mother?
The Truth About The New Jersey Drone Storm
It Takes A Lot Of Door Dash Deliveries To Keep Chris Christie In Munchies
The Truth Is Out There In New Jersey
Where are Scully and Mulder now when we need them?
A local New Jersey ABC News crew captured this floating orb on camera in Mendham Township:
“We have no idea what it is!”
What is going on in New Jersey?! pic.twitter.com/TRavjzkreH
— Charlie Kirk (@charliekirk11) December 14, 2024