Just ask Martin. Because ‘the Gecko’ knows a thing or two about a thing or two…
Joe Biden’s Bridge To A Fiery Snowstorm
GTFOH!! Joe-mentia sez, “How do I cross a bridge in a snowstorm… What happens if the bridge collapses and there’s a fire on the other side? It’s gonna take ten miles longer to get to the fire. People could die.”
Someone Get The ‘Effing Kitty His Coffee
Rape, murder, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Rape, murder, yeah, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Rape, murder, it’s just a shot away
It’s just a shot away
Mmm, a flood is threatening
My very life today
Gimme, gimme shelter
Or I’m gonna fade away
The Rolling Stones – “Gimme Shelter”









