Halloween is in the rear view mirror, time to restock the shelves. Happy Thanksgiving!!
Fall Back
“Spring Forward, Fall Back.” Do you know where your clock is?
BOOM!! Just kidding.
Time to Play Lotto
Sometimes you know your luck is on a roll (rolling boulder pun intended) and it’s your day to play the lotto, head for the track, or find a nice dry seat in front of a slot machine. ‘Cause you are a winner today!
Daily Darwin – Tastes Like Stupid
Darwin notes that anytime someone tries to get another someone to try a new food for the first time, they always claim that “it tastes just like chicken.”
Well Darwin has a new taste comparison, “It tastes just like stupid.”
Finger lickin’ good.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Menage a trois
Lamar Odom has nothing on Abdullah, here. Lamar wanted a couple of girls for a hump, but Abdullah’s girls have a couple of humps. And he says he don’t need no stinkin’ Viagra, either.
The Urban Dictionary – Menage a trois
Old White Party
Yep. The Republican Party must be the party of stale old crackers.
Hot Halloween Costume
It’s a burqa Knight Rider! Hey, KITT. How’s it hanging? Where’s Michael? You guys score some goodies tonight?
Knight Rider (1982 TV series)
That’s Adventure
Take 2:42 and enjoy a true adventure in Rube Goldberg ingenuity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlKy9JtTYxQ
Found on American Digest