Here’s a very touching Mexican Nativity Scene. I thinks it’s quite special that Joe Camel is lowing while the baby Jesus sleeps.
G-Spot
As in Goat-Spot. Meet Ahmed’s newest favorite girl.
Ahmed is Abdullah’s brother by another other mother.
Rocket Man
I never understood the term “Crotch Rocket” until now.
Arkansas Gas Chamber
Not a pretty way to die, but extremely effective. Since this gas chamber was pressed into service, violent crime in Arkansas has dropped by 90%.
Warning. Warning. Eye Bleach Alert! Danger, Will Robinson!! Danger!!!
Read more at your peril. You have been warned.
Heckle and Jeckle
No. It’s Laurel and Hardy. Wrong again. It’s Kasich and Christie. Same cartoon characters, just a different show.
The French Connection
Up against the Wall, Climate.
Sound Familiar?
Oh, by the way, here’s the “Background Check” checklist.
Rule Z – Santa’s Coming
And he’s hungry. And not just for milk and cookies….
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
