With Hillary (I’m not a crook) Clinton and Bernie (Here’s your free shit) Sanders as Presidential candidates, the new Democratic Party decided they needed to trade their old Jackass mascot in for a more contemporary model.
Today’s Bacon – Grease Monkey
It’s very eerie the way the little guys arm reaches out from the roll in order to grab the bacon. But I guess that just proves the old adage, “always watch your bacon”.
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CDC Chic – Decorating Hints
The CDC calls this bathroom remodel, “the Used To Be Favorite, Politically Correct, Elitist, Buy Stock–Can’t Lose, Environmentally conscious, Sustainable Mexican Quick Serve” plan.
Shooter’s Dream Gift
I want one of these. Really bad. With Obama getting ready to tax ammunition the way they tax cigarettes, I need one of these.
The New Red
Presidential candidate, Bernie Sanders shows that “Gray truly is the new Red”.
Post Debate Photo Op
Here’s Madame Hillary and her henchwoman, Huma Abedin (Weiner), preparing for their Spin Room appearance after tonight’s Democratic Debate.
Dem Debate Tonight
Find out which Democratic candidate, Bernie “the Commie” Sanders or Hillary the “‘effing Liar” Clinton, will be the first to blame the Koch Brothers for the Robot Uprising.
We’re From the CDC
And we’re here to help. Zika virus be gone….
Zombie Shark Week
OMG. With nearly naked Cheerleaders, too!!!
Rule Z – There is never, ever just one zombie.
