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Care and Feeding Tips for Your Grizzly
Follow these tips closely to avoid becoming a snack for your Ursus Arctos Horribilis.
Remember Grizzlies (and Polar Bears) like to party.
Playing possum seldom bears good results.
Take your jogging hobby seriously.
And always remember Rule Number 1: You only need to be faster than the other guy.
Puppy Chow – Road Kill Style
EEeeewwwwwww!
Terrorist Crab Alert
BOLO. BOLO. Be On The Lookout for a terrorist knife wielding Crab. Last seen on the parking lot of Joe’s Crab Shack. Consider him “Armed and Dangerous”.
No Compost On My Barbie
Even vegans in Venezuela can’t be convinced to eat All-Bran.
Here’s what’s on my barbie. Vegans. What’s on yours?
Meat Oscar Meyer
Play on words, not a typo. From WeinerMobiles to Clowns….
Everyman’s Chinese Restaurant
Would you like dog or cat with your Lo Mein?
