WTF
Do You Need One More Reason Not To Fly?
Delta Airliners Add ‘Explosive Diarrhea‘ Warning Lights
Babylon Bee–Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an “explosive diarrhea’ warning light.
“This quickly became our No. 2 priority,” said airline spokeswoman Charmin Brown. “After this week’s unfortunate experience, we decided that, much like seatbelts or no-smoking lights, it would be best to have a way to notify all of our passengers of explosive diarrhea. This way, everyone onboard will be made aware whenever it’s, you know, about to hit the fan.”
Passengers onboard diarrhea plane share ordeal: ‘It was dribbled down the aisle, smelled horrible’
35 Is The New 14
We’re not gonna make it, are we? The U.S. of A., I mean.
Ages of the Founding Fathers on July 4, 1776: James Monroe, 18 Aaron Burr, 20 Alexander Hamilton, 21 James Madison, 25 Thomas Jefferson, 33 John Adams, 40 Paul Revere, 41 George Washington, 44 Let’s hope the young people of today embrace the greatness of the United States.
Should I learn Mandarin or Cantonese first? Miss Manners suggests that “the tones are crucial to conveying your meaning. If you decide it makes sense to learn both Mandarin and Cantonese, most people recommend learning Mandarin first before conquering another Chinese dialect. It’s interesting that both dialects use pretty much the same characters for writing though.”








