Chicago Murder Stats From HeyJackass.com

WTF
Meanwhile In Yellowstone…
Home, home on the rangeWhere the deer and the tourists all playWhere seldom is heard, a discouraging wordAnd the skies are not cloudy all day…
Just Sayin’…
Don’t Let Me Be One Of The Voting Dead
**Some ‘Final’ Suggestions
Traditional methods of preventing the ‘Voting Dead’ from doing their dirty deeds included burying (or re-burying) the bodies face-down and decapitation, which often included stuffing the severed head’s mouth with garlic or bricks. To ward off ‘Voting Dead’ that appear at a polling place, use garlic, amulets or sprinkle ballots with holy water.








