BOLO. BOLO. Be On The Lookout for a terrorist knife wielding Crab. Last seen on the parking lot of Joe’s Crab Shack. Consider him “Armed and Dangerous”.
WTF
OMG – It’s Solar Polar Shift Doom
Solar Polar Shift Doom. The Sun has “Rotated on It’s Axis”. Oh Noooo’s. What will we do? Wait!! There’s HOPE!! It was only the CAMERA!! Saved, we are. We can shout Doom another day.
A Ram’s Gotta Do What a Ram’s Gotta Do
Makes my head hurt, but you have to admire the single minded focus on ramming. Looks like a couple of thousand dollars in body damage on that car, too. A ram’s gotta do….
Choot ‘Em, Choot ‘Em….
Choot ‘Em. Choot ‘Em.
Lucky for the little girl that she was grabbed by a cute pie-eyed, herbivorous giraffe, rather than a nasty old omnivorous gorilla.
One would, however, be safe in saying that a nightmare or two was made during that afternoon venture to the zoo.
BTW: You can try shopping at the real “Choot ‘Em” here.
New Species of Butt Monkeys Discovered
Behold, the Monkus Buttus Crackeditush in all its wonder.
WTF – Parallel Parking Lesson
Although efficient, this method of parallel parking needs to have a “don’t try this at home” disclaimer.
Try this method instead –
This 4th of July!! Knievel Jumps Congress
I can’t wait to see the CAT D-9 Dozer fly…
