For inquiring minds that really, really need to know….

The garden gnome known as ‘Julian’ was forcibly removed from the Ecuadorian Embassy garden on Wednesday….
Here are some of his fellew garden gnomes preparing a rescue plan.
Diamond life, lover boy
He move in space with minimum waste and maximum joy
City lights and business nights
When you require streetcar desire for higher heights
No place for beginners or sensitive hearts
When sentiment is left to chance
No place to be ending but somewhere to start
No need to ask, he’s a smooth operator, Smooth operator, smooth operator, Smooth operator
Sade – “Smooth Operator”
Update: Apparently, KFC-DWD comes in more ‘flavors’ than simply too many KFC $Five Dollar Fill-ups. Warning: The extreme flatulence produced by the combination of cole slaw and chicken fat will blow those skinny jeans or yoga pants right off the ol’….. Protective Eyewear recommended.