Mormon Church Switches To Missionary Robots – Kicks Bicycles To Curb
The Babylon Bee–As more organizations and religions try to navigate the coronavirus outbreak, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has unveiled its new army of missionary robots. The robots will go from door to door spreading Mormon beliefs.
“GREETINGS, HUMAN. DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR JESUS CHRIST?” the robots say when you open the door. “NON-BELIEVER DETECTED. DEPLOYING CONVERSION PROTOCOL.”
One man confronted with one of the early models of the LDSBOT9000 attempted to change the subject to the weather: “Yeah, nice day we’re having, isn’t it?” he said nervously.
Emboldened by Coronavirus, animals reclaim city streets as millions stay indoors in lockdown.
As people shelter in place and streets remain empty, the wildlife is returning to Inverness, Scotland….
yahoo!news – As the coronavirus pandemic leaves the world’s major cities deserted by humans, animals have been spotted enjoying the peace and quiet.
The global outbreak of the virus has seen many countries such as Spain, Italy, Japan and Chile, as well as the UK, impose a lockdown on citizens.
But mother nature is making the most of the situation, with various wild animals spotted reclaiming the streets of some of the world’s most densely populated areas.
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from door to door spreading Mormon beliefs.
