Christopher Walken has a FEVER
I don’t think that’s where one traditionally checks for a Coronavirus fever.
More Cowbell
GTFOH!!
Stopped By 7-11 For Some Beer…
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Adam Schiff Has Gone Bat Shit, Bug Eyed, Lunatic Crazy
Trump Derangement Syndrome has struck Adam “Captain Ahab” Schiff hard . Mr. Schiff, like Captain Queeg on the witness stand wrapped in all his paranoiac grandeur, said President Trump “could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election…” GTFOH!! Adam. When Trump supporters start chanting “Lock ’em up!!” they may not be chanting about Hillary any more.
Adam Schiff:
If Trump isn't removed he "could offer Alaska to the Russians in exchange for support in the next election or decide to move to Mar-a-Lago permanently and leave Jared Kushner to run the country, delegating to him the decision whether they go to war." pic.twitter.com/VBzkonqpmH
— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) February 3, 2020
Move Over Gwyneth…
You Don’t Hold A Candle To Moochelle Obama.
And speaking of candles… No one beats the scent and gentle glow from Charlie Tuna’s taper.
Ah….”geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed that finishes with a hint of Euthynnus.”
I Guess We Know Which Side John ‘Effing Kerry Chose
You could say he’s Johnatollah ‘Effing Kerrymeini now.
And you can bet your beard he’s running for President again.
The Three “Dindu’s”
Dindu Hanging…Dindu Missiles…Dindu Kiddie Porn
Meet General Soleimani’s Newest Replacement General
Ah, Sacha. Whether you’re punking President Trump or the Iranian Mullahs, you may just get more than you bargained for.
Elon’s Been Playing Video Games Again
The last time it was “Return to Castle Wolfenstein” and we got that hoaky flamethrower. Now…. Jeez, Elon!! Grow up.
More Irritating Than Maxwell?
GEICO Commercial – Did the little piggy cry wee wee wee all the way home?