…where the ‘pen and the phone‘ are in President Donald J. Trump’s hands.
The White House
Obama Set to Unveil Presidential Portrait
And speaking of Fidels (actually we were speaking of Che’s but when it comes to murderous communist dictators it’s hard to separate them)….
The ‘Bonz’ and Joe Planning the Next Press Release
We’ve retired the Barack “Havana Bama” Obama moniker and introduced the new (SNL) inspired replacement, Barack “The Bonz” Obama.
Ronald Reagan – “Bedtime for Bonzo”
Barack Obama – Celebrity Spokesmodel
If he fails to land that role on Lena Dunham’s “Girls” TV show, Barry O has a fall back plan to become a celebrity spokesmodel for the world’s most recognized feminine hygiene product.
Obama Fiddles While Archduke Assasinated
Well, maybe he wasn’t ‘fiddling’, but was only golfing. And maybe it wasn’t Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria that was assasinated, but the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrey G. Karlov. Maybe the metaphors are a bit haphazard, but the fact remains that Barack Obama will get his 36 holes of golf in no matter that the “sky is falling” or not.
Barack and Michelle’s Last White House ‘Holiday Greetings’ Card
I just got Barry and Mooch’s final White House ‘Holiday Greetings’ card. I always knew that they really cared. Now I know just exactly how much. I am so looking forward to Donald Trump’s #realChristmas Card next year.
New Tough Guys On the Block
Nope and Noper. Dope and Doper. Mutt and Jeff. Poop and Pooper. Dipp and Shitt. You figure out who’s who.
Uninstalling Obama Almost Complete
Still Uninstalling….
Rollback Obama ‘Accomplishments’? Yes/No/Fuck Yes
Chia Prez – Out With the Old
How does that old ‘saw’ go? The chia is always greener on the other side of the aisle?
