Trump Derangement Syndrome
Trump Uplifts Hillary
I misplaced the attribution here – Good job whoever you were!! Are. I assume you are still out there getting more good stuff ready.
Little Lindsay Volunteers
“Little Lindsay” Graham put on his big boy pants and volunteered to take over Donald Trump’s candidacy should “The Donald” decide to bail because of bad polling numbers.
Mr. Trump was heard telling one of his handler’s to send “Little Lindsay” a reminder to zip his fly before opening his mouth.
Trump and Putin – BBB’s
BBB’s – Best Bare Buddies
Alternative BBB’s (01) – Bare Breasted Buddies
Alternative BBB’s (02) – Bare Back Buddies
Alternative BBB’s (03) – Bare Bronco Buddies
Trump’s Secret Strategery
The GOP Elite (GOPe) are planning an intervention; The “Donald” is rolling out his newest bit of “strategery“. Which hand would you rather play?
DNC’s Bro-mance Dream Team
Hillary Clinton and her DNC cohorts are frothing at the mouth to find any way to change the narrative about the leaked DNC email scandal.
Trump Dogs Weiner at Press Conference
Number 3 on Politico’s, “The 9 wildest lines from Trump’s news conference“, was this priceless gem about Anthony Weiner, aka, Carlos Danger.
3. On Hillary Clinton receiving classified briefings and Anthony Weiner: “Her No. 1 person, Huma Abedin, is married to Anthony Weiner, who’s a sleazeball and pervert. I’m not saying that, that’s recorded history. I don’t like Huma going home at night and telling Anthony Weiner all of these secrets.”
It just doesn’t get any better than this. If Trump doesn’t win the election, he’s got a real future writing for “Comedy Central”.
Never Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight
In the Battle of First Ladies, never bring a “knife to a gun fight”.
Trumpnado Week Has Ended
Yes, it’s sad…Trumpnado Week has concluded.
But stay tuned, things will be “Shining” in Philadelphia this upcoming week.
Ted Cruz Wins the Golden Turd Award
Ted Cruz wins the Golden Turd Award for his performance as the “Turd In The Punchbowl” at last night’s Republican National Convention.
See The Business Insider for this tasty nugget, “‘Condemned to Republican hell’: Ted Cruz faces GOP knives for anti-Trump message at RNC speech“.
Republicans from all corners of the party scorned Ted Cruz on Wednesday night after the Texas senator delivered a speech before the Republican National Convention that not only failed to endorse nominee Donald Trump but implicitly encouraged audience members not to do so if it would violate
their “conscience.”
“Cruz condemned to Republican hell,” conservative-news mogul Matt Drudge tweeted before placing a “HELL’S A-BURNIN'” banner on his popular website.
