Terminal Derangement Syndromes

TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?

Nancy Pelosium Cancels ‘State of the Union’ Address

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Nancy Pelosium, the densest element in the known universe, couldn’t get her way, had a meltdown, threw her weight around, and cancelled the State of the Union address.  Her actions are, in effect, the MOAB of dirty bombs in politics. Stealing from FDR, this will be “a date which will live in infamy.”

From CNBC, “Showdown: Trump pledges ‘alternative’ event after Pelosi blocks State of the Union.”

Democrats will block President Donald Trump from giving his State of the Union address in the House chamber until the partial government shutdown ends, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Wednesday.

After Pelosi’s announcement, the president appeared to give up on his earlier promise to go on with his speech as planned. He quickly said he would hold an unspecified “alternative” event and contended that the California Democrat is “afraid of the truth.” He called Pelosi’s move “a great blotch on the incredible country that we all love.”

Free The Covington High School MAGA Teens

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It’s true the Covington HS MAGA Teens aren’t in jail, but they might as well be since their school has been closed and the teens are in virtual hiding because of deranged liberal threats of harm. The USA Today reports, “Covington Catholic closes Tuesday, first school day after D.C. incident.”

Covington Catholic High School is closed Tuesday over security concerns, according to school officials.

“After meeting with local authorities, we have made the decision to cancel school and be closed on Tuesday, January 22, in order to ensure the safety of our students, faculty and staff,” reads a letter from school principal Robert Rowe, obtained by WXIX-TV, Fox19 in Cincinnati.

And still the Archdiocese of Baltimore refuses to apologize for jumping to the conclusion that the Covington MAGA Teens were at fault.  Perhaps the Church Leadership should read their own Catholic Catechism.

Every offense committed against justice and truth entails the duty of reparation, even if its author has been forgiven. When it is impossible publicly to make reparation for a wrong, it must be made secretly. If someone who has suffered harm cannot be directly compensated, he must be given moral satisfaction in the name of charity. This duty of reparation also concerns offenses against another’s reputation. This reparation, moral and sometimes material, must be evaluated in terms of the extent of the damage inflicted. It obliges in conscience.

SJW Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Ends Dumb Blonde Jokes

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Publishers scramble to rewrite punchlines.

A BLONDE  BRUNETTE & HER THERMOS

A blonde brunette notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it’s for. He responds, “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.”

The blonde brunette immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.

Her coworker asks, “What do you have in it?”

She replies, “Soup and ice cream.”

**Disrespectful “Blonde Brunette Joke” found here.