Hey Howard Dean – Stick These Up Your Nose

mr_rogers_gives_2_fingers_animatedHoward, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user.  No, Howard.  If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.

Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.

 

Hillary Has New Secret Service Codename

Hillary Clinton’s old Secret Service codename, “Evergreen”, has been changed to reflect the times.  The new moniker is “Handrails”.  Seems fitting.  In case you were wondering Donald Trump’s codename is “Mogul” not “Mr. Bighair”.

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