Terminal Derangement Syndromes

TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?

My New Home Is In Chappaqua

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When Trump gave a speech on terrorism and immigration and said,

We want people to come into our country, but they have to come in legally, through a process…. No one has a right to immigrate to this country.

It seemed pretty reasonable to most folks, but not Hillary Clinton. She retweeted,

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Hillary’s comment makes no more sense than me saying I have a right to move into this random house at 15 Old House Ln, Chappaqua, NY 10514. (Come on, Secret Service. Just joking. Using Reductio ad absurdum to argue the absurdity of Hillary’s comment.)

These Eyes

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Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical hillary_eye_roll_animateddiagnosis from YouTube.  However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird.  Read this from the American Mirror,

We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.

The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.

SkittleGate

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trump_skittlegate_captureLet’s see.  Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.

Trump has SkittleGate.  OMG.  The world as we know it is coming to an end.

Hillary’s New StairMaster

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hillary_hillary_version_of_stairmasterHillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”

She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”

She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster  was provided  through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.

**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.

 

Cha-Ching: Hillary’s Money Making Machine

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Not content with those typical Democratic donor ‘Whales‘, The Observer reports that the, “Hillary Clinton Campaign Systematically Overcharging Poorest Donors“.

Hillary Clinton’s campaign is stealing from her poorest supporters by purposefully and repeatedly overcharging them after they make what’s supposed to be a one-time hillary_donor_theft_01small donation through her official campaign website, multiple sources tell the Observer.

The overcharges are occurring so often that the fraud department at one of the nation’s biggest banks receives up to 100 phone calls a day from Clinton’s small donors asking for refunds for unauthorized charges to their bankcards made by Clinton’s campaign. One elderly Clinton donor, who has been a victim of this fraud scheme, has filed a complaint with her state’s attorney general and a representative from the office told her that they had forwarded her case to the Federal Election Commission.

Hillary Lives to Stump Again

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Now that Hillary Clinton has returned to stumping along the campaign trail, Yahoo News reports,

Clinton’s return to the campaign trail comes as Trump has cut into her lead in hillary_new_logo_walkerpolls ahead of the Nov. 8 election. She was scheduled to attend a rally in North Carolina and then speak at a dinner in Washington.

Clinton, 68, had been resting at her home in Chappaqua, New York, for three days after being diagnosed with pneumonia and falling ill at a Sept. 11 memorial ceremony on Sunday.

So that you never forget, here are a few reminders of Hillary’s 09/11.

 

 

 

 

Stop Bill From Dicking Around – Vote Trump

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Do your part to keep Bill Clinton from “Dicking Around” again in the White House.  Vote Donald Trump.

Bill_Clinton_Secret_ServerThe Intern you save may be your own daughter, granddaughter, wife, mother, niece, Auntie, or Grandmother (Oh Noooo’s).  Hell, you might even save that old, broken-down bitch hound that hangs around the White House Commissary looking for table scraps.

Take Colin Powell’s advice as reported by the NY Post.

Colin Powell wrote in a stunning email that he doesn’t want “to vote for her” — an apparent reference to Hillary Clinton — in part because her husband is “still dicking bimbos at home,” according to the hacker website DCLeaks.