Terminal Derangement Syndromes
TDS – Terminal Derangement Syndromes, or Where’s Trump?
Evil Clowns for Hillary
Drink Hillary’s Kool-Aid, Kiddies.
Hey Howard Dean – Stick These Up Your Nose
Howard, the ‘Scream‘, Dean decided that Donald Trump’s case of the sniffles at Monday night’s debate means that he must be a cocaine user. No, Howard. If anyone deserves to be called erratic it’s your very ‘ownself’.
Now first, stick one of Mr. Rogers’ fingers up each nostril and then review your own highly suspect performance below.
Fact Checking Hillary – What’s in a Name?
At this point what difference does a name make anyway?
Hillary Has New Secret Service Codename
Hillary Clinton’s old Secret Service codename, “Evergreen”, has been changed to reflect the times. The new moniker is “Handrails”. Seems fitting. In case you were wondering Donald Trump’s codename is “Mogul” not “Mr. Bighair”.
My New Home Is In Chappaqua
When Trump gave a speech on terrorism and immigration and said,
We want people to come into our country, but they have to come in legally, through a process…. No one has a right to immigrate to this country.
It seemed pretty reasonable to most folks, but not Hillary Clinton. She retweeted,
Hillary’s comment makes no more sense than me saying I have a right to move into this random house at 15 Old House Ln, Chappaqua, NY 10514. (Come on, Secret Service. Just joking. Using Reductio ad absurdum to argue the absurdity of Hillary’s comment.)
Remaking Hillary’s Image for the Presidential Debate
Makeup and Hair are going to have a real challenge getting Hillary ready for Monday’s Presidential Debate.
These Eyes
Even though many of us have stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, it still doesn’t qualify us to make a medical 
diagnosis from YouTube. However, that being said, ‘these eyes‘ of Hillary Clinton are ‘effing weird. Read this from the American Mirror,
We don’t know, although based on a video recording of Hillary during a speech last night in Philadelphia, some neurological issues may have returned. As The American Mirror reported, “Hillary’s eyes appeared not in-sync with one another.” A montage of Hillary’s eye-catching moments before a small group of Temple University students can be seen below in footage by The American Mirror.
The Guess Who singing “These Eyes” are most likely not referring to Hillary’s really, really strange ones.
SkittleGate
Let’s see. Hillary has BillGate (not Bill Gates, but the one where he made a DNA deposit), EmailGate, FoundationGate, WeinerGate (that’s the one where her #1 Huma’s husband channels Bill Clinton), BenghaziGate, BimboGate, FileGate, ChinaGate, TravelGate, WhiteWaterGate, CattleGate, RapeGate, and good for a second mention, FoundationGate, to name just a few.
Trump has SkittleGate. OMG. The world as we know it is coming to an end.
Hillary’s New StairMaster
Hillary was overheard telling her Press Gaggle, “Did you know? If you’re looking to burn calories, lose weight and strengthen and tone major muscle groups, stair climbing provides astounding results.”
She went on to say, “In fact, climbing stairs is widely regarded as one of the most efficient and effective cardio and strength building workouts you can do. If you’re willing to put in the work, it provides the results!”
She proudly pointed out that her StairMaster was provided through a grant from the Bill, Hillary, and Chelsea Clinton Foundation.
**StairMaster makes no claim that your results will equal Hillary Clinton’s, but past results are usually predictive of future performance.