Liberal Derangement Syndrome

Bye Bye, So Long, Farewell – See You In September, Dylan

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Dylan Mulvaney takes trip to Peru to ‘feel safe’ after Bud Light disaster: ‘I feel very safe’ outside of USA

FoxNews–TikTok influencer Dylan Mulvaney, who identifies as transgender and set off a social media firestorm in April over a Bud Light campaign, posted multiple videos from Peru this week and claimed to no longer feel safe in the U.S.

“Okay, surprise,” Mulvaney said in a recent TikTok video. “I’m in Peru! I’m at Machu Picchu. Isn’t this so beautiful?”

“I’ve seen a lot of llamas. The people here are so kind. I feel very safe here. It’s a little sad that I had to leave my country to feel safe, but that will get better eventually,” Mulvaney told fans.

SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER – THE HAPPENINGS (w / lyrics)

Br’er Weasel

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So Br’er Fox had caught Br’er Rabbit and this time Br’er Fox said he was going to cook Br’er Rabbit and eat him up for good! Br’er Rabbit was mighty scared. He begged, “Oh, Br’er Fox, I don’t care what you do with me, so long as you just don’t throw me in that briar patch over there. Go on and barbecue me up, Br’er Fox, but please don’t throw me in that briar patch.”

Br’er Fox said he was going to roast him anyhow, but when he went to hang Br’er Rabbit up over the fire, he found he didn’t have any string to tie him up with. “Well, I guess I can’t roast you,” Br’er Fox said. “I guess I’ll have to drown you instead.” Br’er Rabbit pleaded, “Oh, Br’er Fox, go ahead and drown me then, just so long as you don’t throw me into that briar patch!”

“Well,” said Br’er Fox, “it looks like there’s no water around here to drown you in. I guess I’ll skin you instead.” “Okay, Br’er Fox, no problem,” chattered Br’er Rabbit, “Go ahead and skin me, cut out my eyes, cut off my legs, just don’t throw me into that briar patch!”

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