As you can see, most baby monkeys get better discipline that the average liberal college student #Snowflake #Whiners.
SJW’s – Social Justice Warriors
New Little ‘Antifa’ TrigglyPuff
It’s soooo hard to be a little #Whiner, #Snowflake.
Leader of the ‘Poop’ Throwers
The Berkeley ‘Antifa’ protesters have a new tactic. Throwing poop.
New Starbucks Drink
Naw. It’s not the Starbucks’s Unicorn Frappuccino that tastes like sour birthday cake mixed with a creamsicle covered in Pixie Stix and a healthy sprinkling of despair. No. It’s the Iced White Privilege SOB. Drink up.
Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings
Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise. Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved. He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.
1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….
**FakeNewsAlert**
