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Restroom Strategy for the Democratic National Convention

July 23, 2016 by rainman

#BlackPantsSagging

July 20, 2016 by rainman

A Handbook for the Care and Feeding of Migrants

July 19, 2016 by rainman

Chapter One–Obtain Migrant Seeds

Chapter Two–Feed, Water and Cultivate

Chapter Three–Pull Invasive Weeds before Garden is Overrun

Chapter Four–Eliminate Suppliers Whose Seeds Contain Invasive Weeds

Chapter Five–Subscribe to a Continuing Education Program

It’s the Ideology, Pilgrim

July 19, 2016 by rainman

John Wayne – “It’s the Ideology, Pilgrim”

Axe Attack on German Passenger Train

July 18, 2016 by rainman

As first reported by the UK Mirror there was a “Germany train ‘axe attack’: More than 20 injured and in rampage at Würzburg-Heidingsfeld station“.

Dozens of people have been injured after a man armed with an axe stormed a train in Germany and went on a bloody rampage, it has been claimed.

And then as anyone with a shred of common sense could have predicted, the story unfolds.

Again from the UK Mirror, “Germany train axe attack: Afghan teenage refugee shouting ‘Allahu Akbar’ goes on bloody rampage hacking passengers“.

An axe-man who stormed a passenger train and hacked at terrified passengers while shouting “Allahu Akbar” has been identified as a 17-year-old Afghan who entered Germany as a lone refugee.

The attacker was identified by stunned government officials after a huge investigation was launched just hours after the bloody attack exploded.

The horror began at around 9mpm local time when the teenager stormed a train that was travelling close to Wurzburg in southern Germany.

He then shouted “Allahu Akbar” – which means God is greatest – before launching into the terrifying attack on innocent passengers and then attempting to flee.

News outlets in Germany have claimed the crazed attacker then suddenly turned and headed for police who then shot him dead.

A Dummy’s Light Reading

July 17, 2016 by rainman

After the Radical Islamic Terrorist truck massacre in Nice, France, President Obama was seen catching up on his reading. Remember, Mr. President. Barn door and horses.

The Definition of Anachronism

July 14, 2016July 14, 2016 by rainman

Here’s a simple definition of Anachronism with an appropriate example.

: something (such as a word, an object, or an event) that is mistakenly placed in a time where it does not belong in a story, movie, etc.

: a person or a thing that seems to belong to the past and not to fit in the present.

My New Low Cost Home Security System

July 12, 2016 by rainman

It’s even more effective than Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson or Mr. O.F. Mossberg’s systems. Wait for it….

I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window.

NSA Listening Booth

I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.

I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for my wife and me to wear when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down. If they say I’m a male wearing a burka, I just say I’m feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?

And just to cover all of my bases, I’ve contracted with some of my local Garden Gnomes to provide some additional perimeter security. Meet the Home Guard.