Coming soon to a neighborhood near you, because according to the “Border Patrol Union: Agents (are being) Ordered to Release Criminal Aliens, (and) Illegal Immigrants.”
PC-Political Correctitude
Oktoberfest – 2029
You won’t be finding any beer and brats at the “New Germany’s” Oktoberfest celebration.
ISIS Cookies
Here the Cookie Monster (the Blue Guy) thought the Jihadi i’s were saying on Twitter “join us for the Iced Cookies”. Stupid liberal…
Hispanica – Adobe Car
He’s still working out the details to make it into a “Low Rider“. Something about hydraulic rams and engineering the roof load. Way too technical stuff for me.
Post Los Angeles School Closings
Here’s the new “Terror Advisory Plan” your Government conjured up for you. Feel safe yet?
Stocking Stuffer Idea
For those picked to play “Secret Santa” for Abdullah or one of his hairy brothers, here’s a suggestion sure to make a hit.
Word has it that this little gift does double duty, especially when Abdullah decides to go all Marlin Brando. Huh?
Obama’s Fantasy World
Delusional is the new “Word of the Month” flavor. It is apparently the Presidents favorite.
