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Weather Channel Deals Real News A Low Blow
Here’s a ‘real’ weather report from the Gateway Pundit, “Whoops! Weather Channel Caught in Fake News Scam — Wind-Blown Reporter Did Not Expect Kids in Shorts to Spoil Shot.”
CNN’s latest challenger for the World Fake News Championship appears to be the Weather Channel. “Reporter” Mike Seidel was broadcasting live from Wilmington, NC, as the storm was moving in. You can see him bravely battling the wind gusts as he proclaims, “This is about as nasty as it’s been.”
https://youtu.be/fsUGv9ogoVQ
What’s the lesson here, kiddies? Don’t mess with Mother Nature…? Never tell a lie…? Always check your six…?
And the Weather Channel’s explanation? Come for the footage, stay for the official explanation from the Weather Channel:
“It’s important to note that the two individuals in the background are walking on concrete, and Mike Seidel is trying to maintain his footing on wet grass, after reporting on-air until 1:00 a.m. ET this morning and is undoubtedly exhausted.”
Murica – Hurricane Ready?
Well, if it’s good enough for the crap we take in the pickup to the Flea Market, then it oughta be good enough for a hurricane….
Meet Nike’s New “Boxers or Briefs” Spokesmodel
Since Colin Kaepernick is working out so well as a Nike spokeman, showing it’s uncanny ability to make poor choices, the company chose Anthony Weiner as it’s Underwear Guru and spokesmodel based on Anthony’s ability to reach out to the “Tween” marketing demographic.
