AutoZone says their new Chinese Coronavirus Filter Kit is not only stylish, but their patent pending ‘E-Z Fit System’ allows it to be worn by virtually anyone.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
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Aspiring Redneck Engineer Solves COVID-19 Toilet Paper Crisis
Now if he could fix the little on/off issue…
‘Effing Politically Correct ABC Isn’t Worth The Used Toilet Paper I Wipe My Coronavirus Inspired Ass With
In the middle of Armageddon, or at least the Zombie Apocalypse, the only thing ABC News can bring to the table is criticizing President Trump for calling the disease the “Chinese Coronavirus”? Fucking idiots. I can’t wait for Angela Merkel to call Stephanopoulos and the other hacks at ABC and tell them “You vill not call the German Measles the German Measles….”
This Political Correctness is insane. Is calling these diseases by their name racist too? West Nile Virus, Ebola Hemorrhagic Fever, Middle East Respiratory Syndrome (MERS), Marburg Virus Disease, Norovirus, Zika Fever, Japanese Encephalitis, German Measles, or the Spanish Flu?
— ThePublicEditor.com (@TPE_PubEditor) March 18, 2020
Breaking News – Chuck Norris Quarantines Coronavirus
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Coronavirus Social Distancing Hacks
Can’t find hand sanitizer, but need to push ‘public’ buttons…?
CDC Chic – The Coronavirus ‘Cone of Shame’
The CDC says that in order to avoid catching the Coronavirus, don’t touch your face. Impossible, you say. Here’s the CDC’s recommendation.
How To Make A Simple Respiratory Mask
So Amazon has your Chinese-made Respirator Masks on Backorder until April of 2021…. Here’s what you can do.
NCBI (National Center for Biotechnology Information) – The World Health Organization recommends protective equipment including masks (if they not available, a cloth to cover the mouth is recommended) for persons who must handle dead or ill chickens in regions affected by H5N1 (5). Quality commercial masks are not always accessible, but anecdotal evidence has showed that handmade masks of cotton gauze were protective in military barracks and in healthcare workers during the Manchurian epidemic (6,7). A simple, locally made, washable mask may be a solution if commercial masks are not available. We describe the test results of 1 handmade, reusable, cotton mask.