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Acme Recalls It’s Galaxo Notable 7

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Acme Products announces a Safety Recall on their Galaxo Notable 7

Acme Products has announced a voluntary recall and exchange program on roadrunner_acme_samsungcertain Galaxo Notable 7 devices in cooperation with the Warner Bros/Looney Tunes Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC).  Since the affected devices can overheat and pose a safety risk by exploding prematurely, it is extremely important to stop using your device, power it down and immediately exchange it for another one of our very effective Road Runner Elimination Devices.

 

Ticket to Ride

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The celebs have gotten themselves a “Ticket to Ride” out of the country should Donald J. Trump be elected President.  Will we miss them?  A lot?  Or not so much?  Here’s the rogues gallery.

The Beatles – “Ticket to Ride” (Live at Wembley Stadium) 1965

Little Miss TrigglyPuff

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Little Miss TrigglyPuff  is still alive and protesting ‘whatever’ again this year on your college and university campuses.

Yesterday we have Brown University’s student body president announcing she will be hand-delivering Universica_Obey_TrigglyPuff_450menstrual products to all nonresidential bathrooms on campus, including men’s rooms, in order to communicate the message that “pads and tampons are a necessity, not a luxury,” and that not all people who menstruate are women.

And today we get the lecture about “micro-aggressions”, “micro-invalidations” and “micro-pin-headisms”.

All this for only $52,000 as year.  No wonder these kids will still be living at home when they’re 35 years old.

Don’t be too disheartened, but check The Daily Callers, “Fancypants College: Equating Hard Work With Success And Saying ‘You Guys’ Are ‘Microaggressions’ Now“.

And here’s a reprise of the One, the Only, the Original Trigglypuff.  Watch.