#SCSA-Saturday Celebrity Sanctimony Award ~ Reebok

It was hard to wait until Saturday to unveil this worthy bit of liberal sanctimony, but here we are and here it is.  This should fall under the “pot calling the kettle black” theory of body-shaming.  Here’s Reebok criticizing President Trump.

Anecdotally, to prove my hypothesis that Reebok deserves this “it’s OK for us to shame your body until it meets our standards” award, by noting the first page of their sports bra catalogue.  I defy you to find one model not deserving of the comment “You’re is such good shape….beautiful.”  Or consider some of their spokesmodels….

Nope. No hypocrisy here, Reebok. None at all…

Colin Caepernick Signs For 2 Seasonings

Sources say that Colin Capernick, the Free Agent Quarterback, has just put together a multi-seasoning deal with the nation’s Number One franchise.  Terms of the deal have not been fully disclosed, but sources say that at least 2 seasonings, a special sauce, 2 all beef patties and a sesame bun could be involved.  He will be required to wear appropriate head-gear at all times and also take a ‘Spanish is My First Language’ refresher course.

1975 McDonalds Commercial Two All Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce….

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