Federal, State, and Local Election Antics
** Let me see. (takes the skull) Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is!
If you at a tipping point and just can’t pull the trigger for a candidate, this one reason might persuade you to vote for Donald Trump. According to The Examiner, “Al Sharpton might ‘get out of here’ if Trump wins.”
Well, Hell. Vote for Trump a dozen times if that what it takes to get Sharpton out of here. But I digress. They wrote.
Rev. Al Sharpton told attendees at a Center for American Progress Action Fund event Thursday he would flee the country if Donald Trump won the
election, in order to avoid being deported by Trump.
Sharpton, a Democrat, had positive feedback for many of the Republican presidential candidates until he got to Trump.
“If Donald Trump is the nominee, I’m open to support anyone [else], while I’m also reserving my ticket to get out of here if he wins, only because he’d probably have me deported anyway,” Sharpton told attendees, who responded in laughter.
Besides Bill, Hillary is calling out the big Dem Chefs in order to run the table against Bernie Sanders in South Carolina. Hillary says “cook”. They say, “rare, medium, or well done”.
Bernie Sanders made an unscheduled flyover of the Republican Caucuses (some prefer caucii) in Nevada tonight. His message was clear to all….
I think Bernie has been letting his “little head” think for his “big head”. Everybody knows you have to add Unicorn Dust first.
Wait until you see the hordes descending on Mr. Trump’s “Big, beautiful wall”. It looks a lot like Laredo, only colder.
Jeb Bush suspends his campaign for President of the United States.
Take a short trip down memory lane with Mr. Jeb Bush.
Nevada caucus attendees mull over their choice(s) tonight.
Stayin’ Alive.
How’s this for a “thrill”, Chris? Nothing beats having both Trump and Hillary humping your leg, except for maybe lunch with Moochelle.
There’s going to be no more phony coin tosses for Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton. From none other than the NYTimes (even a broken clock gets it 2 times a day), “A Deck of Cards Could Determine Some Nevada Caucus Results.”
When in Las Vegas … what better way to break a tie in a political caucus than a deck of cards?
The guidelines included the 250 caucus locations statewide…(and) also included what would happen if Hillary Clinton and Senator Bernie Sanders happen to tie on Saturday. Enter the deck of cards.
“In the rare circumstances where two or more presidential preference groups are tied for the loss or gain of a precinct-level delegate and have the same lowest or highest decimal,” the state party says, “groups must draw a single card from a deck of cards to break the tie. High card determines the winner.”
