Whether he’s called ‘Joe’ or ‘Toe’ or ‘Quid Pro’ or ‘Hairy’ or ‘Creepy’ or ‘Sniffy’ or ‘Groping’ or ‘Plugs’ or even ‘Joe-mentia’ … Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. will provide the comic relief for this election season.
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Federal, State, and Local Election Antics
Your Choices For The Next Democratic Presidential Primary
Pinch!! Ouch, That Hurts… Let’s Have Another Primary And Vote Again.
These guys really know how to stink up a voting booth
Tulsi’s In It To Win It
Congresswoman Gabbard notes, “After all, the Coronavirus still has a vote…”
Los Angeles Times – Yes, Tulsi Gabbard is still running for president.
The congresswoman from Hawaii hasn’t garnered much support in primary elections and she’s falling short of winning enough delegates to secure the Democratic nomination. She has two so far.
She has remained in the race as numerous candidates with far more support nationally — including most recently Bloomberg and Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren — have dropped out.
But Gabbard appears set on continuing.
Anyone See ‘Banjo’ Joe’s Coronavirus Press Conference?
It was almost as scary as Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer’s Response to Trump’s Address on Border Security last year.
DUELING BANJOS ~ Guitar & Banjo Song ~ Deliverance
**Thanks Anon in MT
Joe Biden PSA
Joe Biden encourages everyone to support the Alzheimer’s Association before it’s too late… for him to be your President.
And remember what Carpe Donktum says, “Don’t elect people with dementia to become the President of the United States.”
**/sarc ‘n /snark
Bernie’s Campaign Goes Cold As A Frozen Lake Erie House
The home fires aren’t burning for ‘The Bern’ anymore. You might say Bernie’s chances to grab the nomination have gone as cold as the “1977 Buffalo Blizzard” or a frozen Lake Erie summer house.
The Washington Post – Former vice president Joe Biden seized control of the Democratic presidential 
contest Tuesday with four victories, including a decisive win in Michigan that struck a devastating blow to Bernie Sanders’s ambitions after the senator from Vermont committed his campaign to winning the key Midwestern swing state.
Biden also scored resounding wins Tuesday in Mississippi, Missouri and Idaho while two other states — North Dakota and Washington — continued to count ballots.
‘Joe-mentum’ or ‘Joe-mentia’
Joe Biden rolls up victories as Bernie Sanders struggles
Now if Ol’ Joe could just remember where he is and keep his teeth in his mouth…
The Washington Post — Former vice president Joe Biden seized control of
Biden also scored resounding wins Tuesday in Mississippi, Missouri and Idaho while two other states — North Dakota and Washington — continued to count ballots.
“It’s more than a comeback. . . . It’s a comeback for the soul of this nation,” Biden said at the National Constitution Center in Philadelphia…
Creepy Ol’ Joe Biden – Garden Gnome With An ‘Attitude’
It won’t take a lot of thinking for Creepy Ol’ Joe to ‘hang out’ in the garden after he pulls a George McGovern this coming November.
And he’ll have some buddies around that might even listen to his stories.
