Michael Dukakis, “TANK COMMANDER”
2020 Election
Hillary Prepares For 2020 Presidential Run
Hillary was overheard saying, “With this new face and boobs, and my new lefty slogan, ‘Ain’t No Free Shit Better Than Hillary’s’, those Twenty-something SJW’s don’t stand a chance. Now if I could just get rid of Bill….
Trump 2.0 – The 2020 Look
He’s coming for you, Millennials. And the tattoos….? Whoa!
Et Tu Joey?
I can’t wait to see what Kamala, Elizabeth, or Kirsten have to say about poor old Gropin’ Joe Biden should he have the temerity to run against the #MeToo’s in 2020. If you thought the Kavanaugh hearing was ugly, just try getting between a Democrat woman and the chance to be the first female President of the United States. Sorry Hillary. I didn’t mean to leave you out of the pack. Third times the charm, right?
Hillary Works To Tame Her ‘Crazy Eye’ Problem
Still setting her sights on a 2020 run, and knowing that her little eye problem could cost a vote or two, Hillary has hired an eye expert to help retrain her crazy eyes. That effort ‘oughta’ win her Wisconsin, don’t you think?
