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Dump Monday Night Football

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You’ve still got turkey left that you have to try and find a unique, new way to fix as left-overs.  And you still haven’t put up your Christmas lights.  So get cracking.  Turn off the TV.  Besides tonight’s games are a competition of the mediocre.  The Houston Texans are 4-6.  Big Whoop.  And the Baltimore Ravens are 5-5.  Somebody will win and somebody will lose.  One team will be 5-6 and the other 6-5.  Impressive!!!  Not so much…

DumpNFL – Will They Make The Leap On Sunday?

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Leaping by kneeling?  That sort of makes sense.  But whatever. You still don’t need to watch the Sunday Games.  Eat some more turkey.  Finish getting you Christmas decorations up.  Play some cards or a board game with your kids.  Just Do It.  Actually don’t do it, the watching football part, that is.

DumpNFL – Deport Marshawn Lynch to Mexico

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From the New York Post, “Marshawn Lynch only stands for Mexican national anthem“.  We have a solution to Marshawn’s grievances – Move to the South side of Trump’s Wall.

Raiders running back Marshawn Lynch sat during most of U.S. anthem and stood for the Mexican anthem before their game against the Patriots at Azteca Stadium in Mexico City.

Lynch has not stood for the national anthem since returning from retirement this season.

Forget About Thursday Night Football

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It’s only the Tennessee Titans vs. the Pittsburg Steelers.  Somebody will win, somebody will lose.  What difference does it make.  Now if you want to see a real slaughter watch Senator Al Franken vs. Judge Roy Moore in a true battle of the creepy sexual predators.  The ‘Head’ Referee will be none other than Sylvester “Rocky Balboa” Stallone.