Daily Darwin – Wrong Place, Wrong Time Genome

Darwin says that some genomes are just destined to make the wrong choices–like riding a motorcycle.  Or, most especially, riding a motorcycle toward a road hazard tossed by a speeding car. Ouch!! Get the point.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – No Bucket Truck Needed

Darwin says that one “don’t need no stinkin’ Bucket Truck when you’ve got an ‘effing Bucket Ladder.”  You just need to make sure your genome’s Bucket List is complete.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Don’t Need No Stinking Wheels

Darwin notes that the outcome for this racy genome may have been different had he not been an arrogant “Race Car Driving Asshole” and had had a kind word or two for his Pit Crew.  You know, those inconsequential, passive/aggressive little people with the lug nuts and fuel…

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Crushed Ice

Darwin says that when one chips ice for one’s Very Dry Martini (James Bond’s receipe–shaken, not stirred) one should be above, not below the fault line.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Big Wheel’s Keep On Turning

Darwin recommends playing Creedence Clearwater Revival’s “Proud Mary” while watching this crazy genome do a 360 degree Big Wheel flip.  He points out that attempting this stunt a second time would undoubtedly lead to the permanent sterility of the genius’ nomes due to SJS–Squashed Junk Syndrome.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Cabin Fever, AGW Style

Darwin duly notes that this “fevered” camper was undoubtedly crazed by AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather). Otherwise, what the ‘effing hell would he have been doing on the roof of his cabin during avalanche season? Not only was he risking freezing the family jewels (not good for the old genome count), but burying them until Spring Thaw–which has been known to decrease the opportunity to pass those very genomes along.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Dread Diving

Darwin rightly points out that when one’s hair outweighs his common sense, it’s probably not advisable to bollard walk.  You could say he made a “dreadful” decision.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Daily Darwin – Chasing Balls

Darwin duly points out that if man was meant to play golf (chase little balls around) he wouldn’t have been given his own little set much closer at hand.

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Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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