From time to time Darwin comes across a category of genome chlorination that is unto itself and most worthy of special recognition. It has to ‘rise above’ the crowd. It has to be even more strikingly stupid than Warren Beatty announcing the wrong “Best Picture Award” at this year’s Oscars. That special category is – Darwin’s Ladder Brigade.
Darwin chuckles, ironically, that having your genomes ‘flattened’ by a runaway tire is like getting hit by lightning, having a meteor fall on your head, or making a video that goes viral. With the exception of perhaps, winning the lottery, Darwin notes that odds like that never work out well for the overall ‘health and happiness’ of your genomes. Here’s the result of the ‘viral video’.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N57hsxoegQ
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin sadly notes that when one’s genomes get ejected from the game for a “No Passing Zone” violation, it’s usually a career ending foul.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that ‘pole vaulting’ bulls can be a daunting challenge, especially since it’s an angry moving target. Yet some fools do risk their genomes trying it, much to Darwin’s satisfaction.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin expounds that when one puts explosive fireworks, thin ice, and a boy together, it’s usually a recipe to either freeze or explode that self-same boy’s genomes. In this case, we have the interesting exception.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin has a hard time containing his glee every time some fool attempts a belly flop (or as Darwin in wont to call it – a ball buster) and it turns out to be a true genome squisher. Usually, there is water involved, and sometimes as in this poor fool’s experience, not so much water.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin understands that it is no longer Politically Correct to use the term retard, but feels that the term is sometimes justified when used to point out how inappropriate use of equipment (i.e. trying for a wheelie on a snow machine in the grass, no less) very often results in crushed genomes leading to retardation of the retard after the fact. Very scientific.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin gives this explicit advice, “Sometimes to keep your genomes, you have to keep your head”. How sage, Mr. Darwin.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin curiously inquired about today’s picnic fare – were flambéed or toasted genomes included on the menu?
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin notes that the truck driver here violated the First Rule of Trucking, namely “squash the ‘effing deer”. Or put another way, trying to dodge a obstacle in a ‘big rig’ never works out well for someone’s genomes.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin states without equivocation that some genomes just jump higher and further than others. Otherwise, splash goes the family heirlooms.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin is fond of saying that there is nothing like a ‘rocket suppository’ in the morning to get a terrorist’s genomes moving.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors
Darwin dutifully writes that strapping a rocket to ones ass and then expecting a good outcome for one’s genomes has always been a delusion.
Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors