Darwin’s Forklift Brigade

Darwin ponders the question of just how many drivers does it take to operate a forklift?  Operate poorly, he adds.  By his count, four would be the correct number here.  One to steer, two to ride side-saddle, and one to bail off the rear thereby nearly getting his genomes crushed.  Thankfully, number four had a bit of the crabbing, scrabbling gene which barely allowed his two most important jewels to survive.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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Darwin’s Lawn Mower Art Project Brigade

These not so clever Jackson Pollock wannabees have demonstrated that unintended consequences can also be art.  Watch how they turn green paint, a lawn mower, and a canvas and easel into a red, fiery inferno.  As a side note, one wonders whether the lawn mower wrangler has ever regrown the hair on his uncovered extremities.

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Daily Darwin – Human Bottle Rocket Holder

Darwin chortles a bit as he notes that it’s very difficult to separate a boy’s genomes from an untoward interaction with fire, explosives and stupid.

Natural selection deems that some individuals serve as a warning to others. Who are we to disagree? The next generation, ever and anon, is descended from the survivors

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