He said, “Why? Have you been naughty this year?” “Nope, Santa,” I said. “My car is getting low on fuel.” Bada bing, bada boom.
Climate Change/Weather
Greta’s Here To Pee On Your Cheerios….
…err, that would be Christmas Carols.
Greta’s Favorite Climate Dictator
Greta notes that Nork Leader, Kim Jung-un gave new meaning to her call to “put them against the wall.” She further remarked that Kim’s “executing five security officials with anti-aircraft guns’ over false reports” sends just the right message to climate deniers.
**/sarc ‘n /snark
AGW – How Cold Is It, Johnny?
“Well, Ed. It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off of a snowman.”
*It was so cold, the politicians had their hands in their own pockets.
*Last night, it was so cold, the flashers in New York were only describing themselves.
*It’s so cold I had to break the smoke off my chimney.
*It’s so cold my balls have become ovaries!
*It’s so cold Dunkin’ Donuts is serving coffee on a stick.
*It’s so cold I had to chisel my dog off a fire hydrant.
AGW Greta – 2065
Yep, Greta. There’s still AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) going on in 2065.
Al Gore’s Snow Mowing Brigade
Some of Al’s mind-numbed AGW – Climate Change sycophants just can’t understand the fact that Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) is just that…weather.
Here’s Al Gore milking the AGW-Climate Change snake for some “Snake Oil” to sell.
Tryin’ To Get To Granny’s For Thanksgiving
Looks like AGW-Climate Change-Global Warming (AKA: Weather) is gonna poop snow on us again this Thanksgiving.
Scientists Discover ‘Patient Zero’ For Advanced Climate Change Derangement Disorder (ACCDD)
Greta Thunberg presenting all of the symptoms of classic ACCDD.
