Try explaining this one to the Worker’s Comp Court Judge. Or better yet, your wife.

And no crackers required.
I don’t know about you, but at least the Rocket Scientists that designed this “Unicorn Inflationary Portal” chose the second worst location for it’s installation. What do ya mean, ‘second worst’?? C’mon people!! Use your imagination. Wait for it…. Wait…. There you go!
Thanks Anon in MT
What a day to be out surfing with our Best Furry Friends.